Dear Metrobus,
-Why are you always late when I'm on time?
-Why are you always on time when I'm late?
-Why can't you ever stop right in front of me? What am I doing wrong? How hard is it to stop with the doors positioned in front of me? Is it a game to you to make me walk a few steps?
-Why other riders (who get off at the same stop) seem to rely on me to pull the cord? Do I have a sign on my back that says "designated stop requested cord puller-rer?
-Why do your seats seem smaller than those of your cousin, metro rail?
-Why do you have your windshield wipers on full speed when its drizzling outside?
-Why do your drivers wear weight lifting gloves, with the fingertips exposed?
-Why do buses run red lights?
-Why don't buses make right turns on red?
-Why do your operators make turns so abruptly, knowing their the only ones on the joint with a seatbelt?
-Why doesn't your accordion section make cool music notes when you turn corners? That would be cool.
-Why are you hot in service? Furthermore, why does your operator have to tape a hand written route sign in the window...when you are a new bus?
7 comments:
Why when you have to tape a hand written route sign in the window, the sign is written in ballpoint pen, making it unable to read the sign until we are 2 feet away from the bus?
wow, ur pissed
Crack kills dear.
Metroman....you got Metrobus down!! LOL, especially the part about buses not turning on red when one is coming down the street!!! Too frustrating!! lol
Congratulations on the BlogLog mention. :D
I LOL'ed when I read your blurbs. They were all too true.
I love this blog. I just discovered it. Thank god it was quoted on the Express!
LMFAO @ HOT in service. young.
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